Coldplay - Magic
I don’t want anybody else but you.
I’m tired of modern politics, which is why I’m voting for my neighbor’s dog, Sexy, in the 2016 presidential election. She’s 8 years old and she’s got a lot of great ideas. Hug the puptriarchy
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
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what’s up everybody this is cr1tikal, im playin dramatical murder for the pc; now ive heard you get to fuck a dog in this game, well slap my titties and put me in a fursuit, lets do this shit
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There’s a guy in homegoods strutting around with a white fur bathmat around his shoulders and his like 14 yo daughter is following him begging him to stop because people are staring and she’s embarrassed and he just said
I’m lord stark
Okay his daughter heard me laugh and started begging him to stop and he turned to her and said really dramatically
winter is coming